Thread: Guess the Movie
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Old 02-29-2004, 08:34 PM   #130
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I said Ghostbusters first! Therefore I win! There's no rule against saying three guesses all at the same time and I would know because I made the rules and I definitely won if the answer is Ghostbusters because I know I did because I made the rules and I keep the rules and I say I won! Just because you said "definitely" doesn't mean that you said it first! You probably wouldn't even have thought of it if it wasn't for me! And because I made the rules to this dumb game, I'll make more. How's this for a rule, you dumb person; No cheating! Now you're out the game because you cheated, because you stole my answer! How does it feel now, you idiot?! Maybe I should make more rules, eh? Try this out for size; No Morons Allowed! All morons must leave now. Woah, I think they're looking at you, dude! Looks like you'll be leaving the party with a little FORCEFUL PERSAUSION. Woah, you look sorry now! What's that?! You're sorry you ever cheated and tried to steal my answer and then broke a whole bunch of rules and got thrown out and then everybody laughed at you because you're stupid and dumb!?! Are you crying?! Because you lost?! Man, you're a bad loser! You're crying because you lost! Everybody look at him, he's crying because he lost because he tried to cheat and got caught out trying to cheat and cheating was against the rules because the person who made up the rules said that cheating was against the rules because otherwise society would break down and then he was caught cheating, like a cheater, and got kicked out, and started crying! But what's more important is that I win! I win! He lost! And I won because he lost! Hurrah for me! Everybody look at me, the winner! Don't look at him! What are you whining about now, Dumb-Head?! You think it's unfair that I changed the rules in mid-game?! Let's change the rules a little more! From now on, Guybrush122 is banned! And that's not all! He has to eat TWO HUNDRED LEMONS if he loses. Whoops, I guess you already lost, sucker! Do you like Lemons? Because that's what you're going to be eating from like, now, until eternity. What? You could eat 200 lemons in a couple hours?! How about when you're DEAD?! Can you eat lemons when you're dead?! Because you'll eat so many lemons that the acid will burn you into oblivion, from the inside out, and then you'll be gone and dead, and then you won't be able to eat the lemons, and you'll probably have like ONE LEMON left by the time you combust/implode with Lemon Juice, and while you blast into nothingness you'll be sadly musing over the terrible irony of it all, that you only had one lemon left.

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