"Hey! Watch it!!!These aren't the droids your looking for!"
"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper."
"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."
"Man... I hate being a conjoined twin... one of us wanted to go to the races,.. then it's off to the Star Wars convention for the other... I bet you can't guess which of us wanted what?"
"Just keep it up pal and I'll show you the true meaning of the term 'Wardrobe Malfunction'!"
"If that armor can't even protect you from ewoks you're gonna be in a world of pain when I'm done!"
Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)