i've got an interesting one...
yesterday we were doing current events in world history (my favorite class!) and it was for extra credit on the test that i failed miserably on. anyway...there was a picture of that pulaski guy or however you spell it from the american revolution, i think? and here's what my teacher said:
"that's a nice sword he has. i wish i had one."
my history teacher is male, by the way.