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Old 03-05-2004, 09:12 AM   #68
simian
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Here's a self inflicted one

Me: (on seeing a girl I know for the first time in ages) Hi - where have you been?
Her: oh I've been around (??!!)
Me: (no idea why I said this) I bet you have

I wished the ground would open up - but she started it


time for beer
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