My Sig is the ending of the conversation between the secretary of Nelson and my brother
"Yea, would leave a message... well, can you do something for me next time you see Mr. Nelson? Ok, I want you to make a fist with your hand and punch him in the nuts. Then continue to say 'that's what you did to your fanbase'. Think you can do that? Hello?"
~My bro on the phone with Mike Nelson's (the non-MST3K one) secretary