Well, this game went as well as anticipated.
I've polished everyone off now (barring a certain ALIA who doesn't seem to be reading her PMs, or checking this thread to realise that it's been just me and her left for the past few days), so erm, I win?! By sheer cunning, naturally!
So, what happens now? Want me to nominate a murderer from among the people who've tried to sign up for Round Two?