Dude, you'll really put my name up in the news? I could be famous! And all I have to do is complain and be offended?
Ahem... i am offended blah blah blahdah, give me a dolar and a doughnutt, both of which are spelled wrong, and i am aware, criticize me no more!.... That good enough?
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.