[Come to AVATAR WORLD! SEE the actual swords wielded by their bearers! HEAR accounts of actually being possessed by a godly/demonic avatar! TASTE fine orcish cuisine, as vouched for by one of the Darkstar's Generals! TOUCH an actual fake soul crystal [The managment acceps no responsibilty should your spirit become trapped within]!
*Deac aims his blasters at an airstrip with two imperial shuttles and fires.*
Deac: Rwos. Look for the smoke signal and land there...