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Old 04-11-2004, 07:56 AM   #1
Darth Homer
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The newest trend, get ready for it...EYE JEWELRY!

That's right guys, get ready to waste your money on something else to please your girl (or boy, if you swing that way)

Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewelry called “JewelEye” in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.

The procedure involves inserting a 0.13 inch wide piece of specially developed jewelry -- the range includes a glittering half-moon or heart -- into the eye’s mucous membrane under local anaesthetic at a cost of $610 to $1,232.

I think we should go ahead and patent embedding jewels directly into the is the next logical step after this...

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