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Old 05-28-2004, 06:45 AM   #3
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firstly you need to entice it out with seductive dancing and some easy-listening (e.g something like Moon River, You're the best thing... anything but crowded house's weather with you, he'll think you're taking the piss)
then all you need is a trail of rose petals leading out the front door. give him your bedroom eye's and then slowly make you way towards the door. if he doesn't follow you then let your cats eat him.
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