Sadly, those are all australian
skinks, and my house guest wandered in from the grassy mountain valleys of Oregon.
Now I'm presented not only with the question, 'Can skinks walk on the ceiling?' but also, 'Can skinks surf across the Pacific ocean?'
My cognac is disappearing, and my stash has been raided. Someone put the nature channel on while I was at work. It seems now that not only is the lizard still alive, but it's corrupted my kitties. This is getting out of control.