Most Missed Oldbie
The Nonsensical Award to Make a Pronounceable Acronym (NAMPA)
Favorite Smilie Award
The Award that is given to the person who takes the longest time and most words to relate a usually very mundane idea in the longest, most drawn out way that is humanly, or non-humanly depending on who you are, possible
Short Talker Award
Edit: I also think we should have the "Big" awards...those being the regular Funniest Forumer, Best Sig/Av combo, Best Forummer, etc.
Edit2: Those, of course would be at the end of the show
Edit3: There is NOOO.....edit3
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