Originally posted by K_Kinnison:
A pilot in a Tug with a spinal mounted blaster cannon could take out a TIE-Defender if the TIE-D pilot was an totally drunk Ewok taht was "pushing all the buttons" including the ejection seat release. (if a shot makes contact, and the pilot ejects, under military law taht counts as a kill)
classic humor. actually fell out of chair reading this part!