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Old 06-29-2004, 11:21 PM   #36
Havoc Stryphe
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I've been stuck in a temporal anomoly?

No, wait...

Um, I been held hostage by some overzealous Mormons trying to convert me?

I mean...

I was trapped in my garage beneath a large stack of old newspapers I had intended to recycle, let this be a lesson to remember to recycle frequently. The police searched my home several times, and I yelled myself hoarse, but no one heard me. I nibbled on some of mother's nearby preserves, and to keep my sanity I bounced a nearby basketball with my one free hand. I made a game of it. I would see how many times I could bounce the ball in an hour and then try to beat that record. Finally I decided to matters into my own hands, remembering my old science lessons, I took some baking soda and the lemon juice from a discarded lemon peel from the garbage and squirted it into a cigar tube which I had tied one end of the vacuum cleaner's power cord. The acid from the lemon juice reacted with the baking soda sending the cigar tube up into the rafters with a mighty rush. I hit the retract button on the vacuum cleaner and I was pulled to my freedom.

yeah that's it...

So now I'm posting again... I think.

Kudos to anyone who knows where that last excuse came from!

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
And the rain fall softly on your fields
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand
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