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Old 09-02-2004, 07:55 PM   #5
Ben Whatsisname
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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Current Game: Keepsake, Jack Keane
I'm not dead, I just smell like it...

I can't believe these were skipped:

"I'm selling these fine leather pants."

"...take his pants and ride ahead..."

"Let out your pants and ride... Full Throttle..."

And, sadly, a mini-Kickstand Karaoke entry for this thread...

"December 61'.
my pants were way too tight
Still on my butt you see
both leg cuffs riding hiiiigh.
Right now if you sniffed 'em
you wouldn't breathe very well,
you'd need some oxygen
to score a break from the biker smell.

Is this the legacy of
this thread for too many
that I see?
The kind of boredom that's
discussin' the cloth above
and below my knees.
The "Great LEC's"
sequel axe fell on my head
Kickstand's dead and vacant now -
But, relax, it just looks that way instead.
After a while of
no wisecracks, updates or rants...
I have returned to you and
I'm back and so, too are my pants..."

F&@k the "sequel sadness" - Time to throw code!
"Sorry for the inconvenience" - God


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