hola. guten tag. bienvenue. welcome.
...i think i'm gonna call you ralph....or piggy. i like ralph. how about ralphmoe, or moralph. i'll call you moralph. or just mo. yes. mo.
anyway, i must say first of all that you are strange, or at least appear to be. i get the feeling that you come in peace. enter my humble abode. *kills mo*. muahahaha!!1
you did not just read my post. you are a freak. go away. go to kenya and help small african-american children that have no money.