Das: *Pulls out spear-like object* God, that hurt!
Fealiks: Let me console you!
*Das and Fealiks wildly make out*
Jerry: Ooh, baby. Let's bring in another person in this fiesta o' relationships, Howie!
Howard Stern: *Enter stage left* WTF is going on in here?
Crowd: Oh La La!
Howie: I'll pay you $20,000 from IHOP if you take your top off.
Das: Who are you talking to?
Howie: You, baby...
Fealiks: You sick old perv!!!1!!one!1111!one!1 *Beats Howard Stern up*
Jerry: We'll be back soon.