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Old 12-16-2004, 10:10 AM   #7
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Bard: *sudenly realizes why he is being beaten up by a nerd* ****, man! What a ****ing stone! i need to drop off glue and acid.

Fealiks: Why you little son of a bitch i dunno why i'm saying this but whatever!

DAS: CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!

DARTH:CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!

BARD: *picks up his electric guitar and starts playing a ****ed up punk song and sais*: I did not have sex whith that man. I only like goth girls, especially whith frinjes.

Fealiks: liar

Bard: **** off mother ****er

Fealiks: ok

Bard: *is getting pissed, runs fast towards Das and gives him a big fat juicy kiss, the ones u give to someone right before the orgasm.*

Fealiks: :0

Bard:*then starts pissing all over das, then passes to fealiks then to jerry but then when he was almost gettin to darth the piss stops. Bard gets buck naked.

fealiks: small penis!!

Bard: bigger than urs u ****!

das: he's right

Jerry: *full of the bards piss* we'll continue right after the comercials...


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