Bard: *sudenly realizes why he is being beaten up by a nerd* ****, man! What a ****ing stone! i need to drop off glue and acid.
Fealiks: Why you little son of a bitch i dunno why i'm saying this but whatever!
DAS: CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!
DARTH:CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!
BARD: *picks up his electric guitar and starts playing a ****ed up punk song and sais*: I did not have sex whith that man. I only like goth girls, especially whith frinjes.
Bard: **** off mother ****er
Bard: *is getting pissed, runs fast towards Das and gives him a big fat juicy kiss, the ones u give to someone right before the orgasm.*
Bard:*then starts pissing all over das, then passes to fealiks then to jerry but then when he was almost gettin to darth the piss stops. Bard gets buck naked.
fealiks: small penis!!
Bard: bigger than urs u ****!
das: he's right
Jerry: *full of the bards piss* we'll continue right after the comercials...