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Old 12-24-2004, 06:30 PM   #52
Cmdr. Cracken
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*Alysara walks in on Cracken, who is sitting infront of giant red button that says "Push only to Destroy the Planet Deac is on. (In small print) Only if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to."

Alysara: So, dad, you gonna waste 'em?

Cracken: Nah, i'll just watch them get around earth. it'll be funny.

Then i'll blow 'em up.

*Camra pans out to reveal.... The Crimson Star! as the Earths moon!

DUN DUN DUN!!!*

Crimson Star: Hey, wasn't i blown to heck awhile back?

Me: Yeah, but i'd be funny. That, and i haven't used a WMD in a bit, so i'm feeling quite bored. Besides, Europe sucks.

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