Cracken: I didn't say Europe sucks, my author did!
Me: *Unseen voice from above* well... he's got a point, a really bad one, but it's true.
Cracken: so HA! Ya'lll better leave or i'll get the hose......
Alysara: Dad, there are no hoses...
Cracken:... thanks hun, that was my bluff ya know.... now i just gotta kill them all in a rediculusly overkill kinda way. (sighs)
*Insert mass glowy and screaming type stuff here, ending in a big giant OMFGWTFBBQ blast emiting from Cracken, killing everyone, and blowing up the Crimson star*