Why didn't I expect that comeback?
No, actually, The guitar was originally Epiphone but it was bought out by Les Paul. It's not a great guitar, but its really easy to play. I suck at guitar so that probably has something to do with it.
There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!