Heimdall: And why should I allow that Hal? I'll be nice and warn you that your going to need some very good reasons to convince of this. Keep in mind your horrid behavior on this ship, and your wife didn't score any points when she was on Midgard.
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
Official Forum Expert on Norse Mythology
As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."