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Old 05-13-2005, 09:51 AM   #1
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A$$-Tappin' fun

Yeah, last night I was at a band rehearsal (what else is new, lol). Anyway, this kid just comes into the auditorium and he's got like nothing to do w/band at all. So I'm sitting next to Jenny and she's like, "why the hell is Luke here?" and I was like "so he can tap some ass".


OK, last year Luke is sitting behind a girl, Erica, in biology. He grabbed her arse through her seat one time and she was like "what was that" and he said "oh, my knee". He eventually did it again and then Erica asked for a seat change b/c she knows your knee doesn't tickle/squeeze things.

So then this year he grabs another girl, Jillian, and Jill's friend Katie sees. Apparently this was in my chem class and I didn't even see it (hm...another science class...). Anywho, Katie tells the teacher and he thinks she's lying so she filed a complaint to the dean.

So Luke claims he has like OCD and can't control his actions and can only remember like 70% of what he does.

Anyway...back to rehearsal. So I'm sitting w/Jenny on my right, Shan's in front of her and Elle is in front of me. (BTW- Shan's a guy, it's not short for Shannon or something stupid like that)

So I got Shan's attention and then I wiggled my fingers around Elle's arse and we all just started laughing. And Shan goes "it can be like clue...Who Got Touched? It was Luke touching Jill in the Chem Room w/his Bare Hands." It was hilarious.

Just thought I'd share my little band adventures w/you.

*Grabs Ray's bum*

*Looks around nervously*

Um...I have OCD?
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