Originally posted by Piece of metal
Rules: Don't end it!
Once, there was this Little Billy, he found a piece of metal.
He expected that piece of metal to be sharp, so he cut himself with it on the hand.
But it wasn't sharp, it was....(Next poster continue)!!!
... so rusty that it fell apart as soon as it touched his hand.
"Damn," he cried, "how am I meant to cut myself now?"
Then he began to scatch the back of his hand as an iching started to become unabareable...