I thought it was supposed to be Spanish sounding (Miguel, Le Parka, Tierra de los Muertos).
In which case, I would be "A. Conrado Lanzador." Hell yeah.
And Sallim, you would be Arturo. If you find the meaning of your last name, I can translate it's meaning into a Spanish last name.
If there's one thing you can say about mankind
There's nothing kind about men