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Old 07-31-2000, 07:55 AM   #1
Zoom Rabbit
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Red face Slam

Slam is a new canned mutton product available soon on your grocer's shelves.

No, really...I have a question. When I play X-Wing vs TIE Fighter, I sometimes bump the N key in my cockpit. When I do, my R2 unit flashes a message in my HUD that says, 'Your craft does not have a SLAM system.'

Well, that's nice, vacuum-cleaner boy...even if I don't have one, I would like to know what one is! What is a SLAM? I can find no mention of it in my tech manual...is it a hidden bonus weapon of some kind?

Help me! My robot is making stuff up!

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