What's up man? You may find this as a surprise, but we actually missed you here. I did at least. I don't know. We haven't had a really good religious and/or sociolitical debate since you left.
So, I'm glad your back and am looking forward to another of your very contraversial threads.
As for the script, I tried doing that while ago (although it has no rock music) but I failed. I'll wish luck for you, though.
There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!