"Oh hello Morry, I didn't expect you to come so soon." he said tacking a the first note (and certainly not the last note) on the board with a hint of sarcasm in his voice. "Now before you go anywhere you may want to know a few things."
Once his hands left the board the paper flew to the ground in a gracious arc. "Number one, We got a few new camp members this year, more than usual so you're going to have your hands full, got it?"
However he did not wait for a response and went right on ahead. "Number two, we got a new staff member...Frank or something and finally...."
He lifted an eyebrow to emphasize the effect, "No stealing children's brains."