Originally Posted by Purple Squid
"Yup. And no drugs, neither. Daddy says I can't have those until I'm 16!"
(He is cute. OMG.)
"Yeah. Thats good. Nice dad you have there." He looked at his watch. 10 to 2('o clock). "Will you excuse me for a moment miss? I have to start class."
He wiped away the sweat, composed himself (he's doing a lot of that today) and announced on the loudspekaer, using his utmost athoritative voice, "Listen,soldiors. You have te-nine minutes to make it to class. So I'd suggest moving it! ."
((Can't think of anything else))