I prefer the explination of the Lars' deaths 'due to a domestic dispute' as given in
Troops, the fan film that makes fun of Cops... but that is probably just me.
"Beware the form-fitting black armor-clad Drow hottie with twin Mineral II Greensteel Khopeshes!"
"Liella d'Orien says, '"You're the fool, Devil. -- Witness the power of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Titan!"'"
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