OK, it worked! Sort of. The angles are all messed up, though:
All the pillars should be facing in towards the center of the room, which is that rift_statue model. It's not that I can't fix it, I'm not a completely
useless S-O-B. But it's a bit of time I would not need to waste if the misc_model worked correctly. *sigh* Oh well, back to the drawing board... or maybe school. I get out early today, so I can get a bonanza of work done.
All I need to do is rotate them all left 90 degrees...