34) you get pissed off at liquor store employees when they explain they have no idea wtf juma juice is.
35) you can't understand why everyone at the blackjack table looks at you funny when you get upset about a natural 21
36) you have a homemade pazaak deck drawn with crayons.
37) you break down your air conditioner for components and try to build a vibrosword out of the parts.
<jmac7142> Most relationships exist despite being built on lies though. <El Sitherino>Yeah, and they usually involve freaky weird sex or money.