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Old 12-23-2005, 10:14 AM   #1
Kuuki
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Cantina 14: Holiday special! (hijacked, haha deac! :D)

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I think it'll be funnier in this style, when a new person 'posts' be depicts a new scene ))

*The scene opens with a stage with the curtians closed and no running lights on. The theatre's house lights are on and in the seating comes the sound of the rambunctious chatter and small talk of those in attendence.

Suddenly the band's percussioners sound a single loud tone as the lights in the house dim, and the attendence quietens as the show beings...

From the darken stage a figure steps in from the left, a spotlight suddenly shines upon him as he addresses the audience...*

Irvine: "Ladies and G..." *coughs, takes a deep breath and speaks more vibrantly* "Ladies and Giant wilderbeasts,... StillTryingToFigureOutHowYouGotInHere ...With out further ado, The Cantina Holiday Special shall commence."

*The curtian opens and half the lights turn on showing only half the stage, showing two actors being suspended on strings fly in the air holding plastic lightsabers, depicting themselves in an intence battle...*

Irvine "As the story continues, the great battle of two giants of emence power duel to the death with such great power to make this an epic great battle and..."

The audience "GET ON WITH IT!"

Irvine "Oh right, right! Anywho we bring our story right as the Dark Warrior strikes down the Warrior of Chaos"

*The second half of the stage lights up and showing a figure who is standing outside of a cantina, an 'inch' of snow on the ground.*

Irvine "As the Warrior of Chaos gets struck down..."

*Suddenly one of the figures takes the other's, and 'pretends' to be impaled on the plastic lightsaber,...*

Irvine "Deac Starkiller gets ran over by a reindeer..."

*..the actor now depicted as Deac gets mown by an stampede of reindeer. With the actor on the ground writhing in pain, a few seconds later a final raindeer tramples over the poor actor.

The curtains close showing the end of the first scene and the audence applauds as Irvine takes a bow and exits stage left.*

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