Narrator: But then, in true Deac Starkiller style...
*Deac gets up*
Deac: Pah! I've been lightsabered, beheaded, eaten by a monstrous extra dimensional behemoth and still survived! Nothing can kill me!
Audience: Why'd we have to suffer Scar's crap excuse for a holiday special?
Deac: No-one posts regularly enough anymore!
Deac: Purveyor of Fine Quality Postage Since 2001