Narrator: As we join our Hero, <Censored> Deacon, he has just logged online to discover
Deac: Hey! My tradition has been highjacked!
*Syrnl appears on screen*
Syrnl: Yes! I've possessed Scar and am using him to destroy your tired thread once and for all
Deac: Over my protestating body!
Syrnl: That's the idea! Go for it, ninjas!
*Several Ninjas burst through Deac's door*
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