*Meanwhile, 500 years into the future...*
DUM DUM DUM!
Syrnl Smith: Pah! Curse that internet rpg for being blown so out of proportion that it became a series of bestseller novels, videogames and films that defined a generation, uniting the world in peace and harmony and causing my geeky parents to name me after one of the characters! Which is why, I, Syrnl Smith, will travel back in time, destroy and destroy Deac so that the Cantina can never exist and thereby surrender the future to our rightful Overlords of Reality Television!
Deac: Purveyor of Fine Quality Postage Since 2001