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Old 01-16-2006, 12:48 PM   #17
Mashi An'krekku
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Hey kids. ACT 2 IS HERE. With special guests Bill Cosby and Strong Bad...I'm not sure why.

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ACT 2: LET'Z SAYV MAH GURLFREEND!!1

RAZ: Lili...and after all we've been through together. [flashbacky images of her calling him a treesitter, conversing by the lake and then her getting eaten by the hulking lungfish fade in and out] WHY DO I CRY WITH SO MUCH SADNESS?!
CRULLER: Because you're a pansy.
MEL: 'Sides, you were a bit early with the ship.
RAZ: Ship?
MEL: Romance pairings. Like in Lost, there's LockexRosseau.
RAZ: LOCKEXROSSEAU? EEWWWWW.
MEL: YOU'RE SO HURTFUL. *sob*
CRULLER: Now you just need to save Lili. For real this time.
RAZ: Consider it in progress
CRULLER: There's a submarine over there if you need it. Which you do. Because you can't swim.
RAZ: Nope. Curses suck.
CRULLER: Yes, they do! Now get down there.
RAZ: KEKE. [goes in the submarine] Oooh, pretty dank water. [falls into a large bubble] OW.
HULKING LUNGFISH: GWARRGGGGHH and stuff.
RAZ: Alright, gimme my girlfriend!
HULKING LUNGFISH: NO. :D
RAZ: DAMN YOU, WHATSYERNAME, YOU WIN THIS TIME.
HULKING LUNGFISH: My name's Linda and I've been brainwashed! :D
RAZ: WELL, PREPARE TO BE...NOT...BRAINWASHED. WOW I SUCK. [throws Psycho-Portal on Linda's head]
LINDA: What? No incredibly awesome epic battle thing?
RAZ: NO. I H8 U! D:<

[insert loading screen here!]

RAZ: Hiya, lungfish ppl!
LUNGFISH PEOPLE: Hi, Goggalor! :D
RAZ: I'm going to destroy your way of life now!
LUNGFISH PEOPLE: Then, we're gonna hafta sic Kochamara on you!
RAZ: Go sic whoever you want! I'm gonna break people out of jail! BWAHAHAHA.

*BOOSH!*

LUNGFISH REBELLION: Freedumb!
RAZ: Yeah! :D
LUNGFISH REBELLION: Here, have a shiney floating purple thing so you can do stuff for us!
RAZ: BADGE GET?! O:
LUNGFISH REBELLION: Yes, now there's a wall of lazers you have to blow up using that thing and...then you have to do other stuff.
RAZ: When do I get to beat up Kochamara?
LUNGFISH REBELLION: WHEN HE ARRIVES. D:<
RAZ: I SHALL DO THINGS THAT ANNOY PEOPLE UNTIL THEN! RWARRRRRRR!
ANCHORFISH: WE INTTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL LUNGFISHOPOLIS NEWS BULLITEN! GOGGALOR IS DESTROYING THE CITY JUST TO PISS US OFF! Now here's Bill Cosby with the weather.
BILL COSBY: I hate Goggalor! He's got the goggles and the psychic powers and the booted feet and, d'aww, you know what I'm talking about.
ANCHORFISH: Okay, that had NOTHING to do with weather. This has been a Lungfishopolis News Bulliten. Now back to your regularly scheduled whatever the hell it is you're watching right now. :/
RAZ: Alright, I freed your men, got on that blimp, stepped on tanks, blocked missles, got all 4 vegetables/eskimos in vegetable themed sleeping bags and defeated the super-unbeatable-pteranadon-of-death.
LUNGFISH REBELLION: What did Joust and Ice Climber have to do with anything?
RAZ: I don't know.
LUNGFISH REBELLION: Skee. :/
RAZ: What do I do now? My spirit has been crushed by Bill Cosby.
LUNGFISH REBELLION: Take it out on Kochamara, he's at that island over there.
RAZ: Okay. [walks across the sea] How come I'm not drowning? Oh well.
KOCHAMARA: I AM KOCHAMARAAAAAAA.
RAZ: OH MY GOD, YOU SOUND LIKE OLEANDER. IN FACT I THINK YOU ARE!
KOCHAMARA: THAT IS BECAUSE I'M ME!
RAZ: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE OLEANDER, IN FACT I THINK YOU SOUND LIKE HIM!
KOCHAMARA: What?
RAZ: AHA! [throws a telephone pole at Kochamara] I win.
KOCHAMARA: Oww. I suck. [dies-ish]
RAZ: Now I got a mind to liberate and a girlfriend to save!
LUNGFISH REBELLION: I thought you said she wasn't your girlfriend.
RAZ: I screwed up the plot. Now, GOGGALOR AWAAAAAAYS! [trips over a wire and falls on top of the tower somehow]
BILL COSBY: [in a helicopter with Anchorfish] Yee-hah, Goggalor impaled himself. You know with the tower, and the pointy things and the stab-
ANCHORFISH: Shut up, you pedophile.
BILL COSBY: I did NOT sexually harrass that woman from Canadia, you know with the sex and the double-meanin' phrases and- YAHHH! [Anchorfish pushed him out of the helicopter] This is racism, with the fighting and the hating crime and the prejudice. [hits the ground and dies]
ANCHORFISH: Actually, Goggalor is okay!
RAZ: I'm okay!
LUNGFISH PEOPLE: HUZZAH!
LINDA: Thanks, Raz!
RAZ: No probalo, Lydianne.
LINDA: It's Linda.
RAZ: Right. Now, would you kindly tell me where you just happened to have my sweet lemony gumdrop of love, Lili Zanotto?
LINDA: Uhh, was that the girl I just kidnapped?
RAZ: Yes.
LINDA: Right! She's at the asylum! I shall attempt to take you there.
RAZ: How?
LINDA: Well...uhh. [eats Raz and swims away]

*spoo!*

RAZ: Awesome, yet dank. I heart you Linda!
RAZ/LINDA SHIPPER: Yay!
LINDA: Here, Razputin. My gift to you is this Lungfish call.
RAZ: Kewl.
LINDA: BAIBAINOWZ. [swims away]
RAZ: Hey, look! It's Lili's bracelet. [picks it up and sniffs it] Her wrist smells like...a wrist!
RANDOM CROW ABOVE RAZ: Caw caw!
RAZ: Looks like I'll have to climb. Or I'll just use some combination of my acrobatics and psychic powers. [does so] Huzzah!
CRULLER: HI! NEW BADGE!
RAZ: What is it?
CRULLER: INVISIBILITY. [spits it out]
RAZ: Thanks. BYE.
GATE GUARD: [writes on the wall]
RAZ: Hey, idiot!
GATE GUARD: Schiggity, schiggity, schwah!
RAZ: Eh? Wot? Oo;
GATE GUARD: Oh. Sorry. My name's Boyd, I guard the asylum!
RAZ: O rly?
BOYD: Yah, rly.
RAZ: No wai! Can I go in the asylum? My girlfriend's in there.
BOYD: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO apunchupatawedding.
RAZ: You seem mentally unstable.
BOYD: I'm not mentally unstable. I'm insane and paranoid!
RAZ: Exactly. Which is why I must fix you! PSYCHO-PORTAL GO! [throws the Psycho-Portal at Boyd]
BOYD: AHHH! Stop throwing things on me!
RAZ: [goes inside] Y halo thar- OH MY GODS.
G-MAN #815: You're under arrest for...being you! D:<
RAZ: But I'm on the road crew.
G-MAN #815: If you're on the road crew, then where's your stop sign?
RAZ: ...I left it in my other pants? ^^;
G-MAN #815: Oh. Here's a replacement and thanks for working on the road crew with us.
RAZ: Yay.
BOYD: The Milkman is dead!
RAZ: I DON'T CARE!
BOYD: There's something in the fridge for you.
RAZ: [goes to open it] Hey...badge get. [sneaks off to the graveyard, grabbing some flowers along the way]
GRAVEYARD: [is a chatroom]
RAZ: I am a greiving widow. I've come to see my wife.
GRIEVING WIDOW G-MAN: R U a lesbian?
RAZ: *widower. Daggg. D:<
GRIEVING WIDOW G-MAN: O. makes sense 2 me.
RAZ: [sets tomb on fire] Hey, a book! *tele-grab!*
POLEEZ G-MEN: j00r UNDER ARREST!
RAZ: FTW? [thrown into Boyd's house]
BOYD: Did you get arrested? :C
RAZ: Yah.
BOYD: Oh. Sorry. Here's a rifle.
RAZ: Sweet! I can take this out on the G-Men, right?
BOYD: No, it's fake.
RAZ: That's uncool.
BOYD: Also, for holding said fake gun, you obtain -10 mentality.
RAZ: Also uncool.
BOYD: Now go get the Milkman.
RAZ: You said he was dead.
BOYD: Oh...well...YEAH! :D
RAZ: I'm going to the post office to make an international phone call.
G-MEN: Sorry, that's only in Germany.
RAZ: Ah well, I'll go bother a Rainbow Squirt.
RAINBOW SQUIRT #42: HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COOKIES? :}}}
RAZ: My life is a dream filled with sunshine and chocolate chip cookies. [a sign flashes on the bottom saying "Raz's mentality is DWINDLING!"] Because I'm Abel Dimitri Rewanz [sprouts spotted wings off his back and head, the sign flashes "WOAH WTF?"] and this is my life story!
RAINBOW SQUIRT #42: Okay, weirdo. I'm so not telling you where the Milkman is.
RAZ: THE MILKMAN?! Who ees thees Meelchmahn you speek uv? [sign appears again, once again flashing "I'm losing IQ points just listening to him."]
RAINBOW SQUIRT #42: Well, he's supposed to be sleeping forever or we're all doomed!
RAZ: Doomed, you says? [sign flashes "are you deaf?"] I like doom. I shall doom you now! [sets her on PSI fire, sign flashes "now that was smart! :D"]
RAINBOW SQUIRT #42: AHH! I'M ON EFFIN' FIRE! STOPDROPROLLSTOPDROPROLL!

l8r sum mor!

ASSASSIN G-MAN: Hello, fellow assassin. Help us take out the assassin Rainbow Squirt.
RAZ: [doesn't have wings anymore] Keke. *sheild'd*
EXPLOSION: [explodes]
G-MEN: Where is the Milkman?
ASSASSIN RAINBOW SQUIRT: *kamikaze'd*
PHONE: [says "BRRRRING" as if Strong Bad said it]
RAZ: Hullo?
BOYD: ESEZXYUUZ ME SRR b00T IZZ UR RERFRIJRATOR RUNNINGINGK?!/11
RAZ: Oh, hey Boyd. Or should I say "Royd"? m i rite? O:
BOYD: WELL TEN DUN LETT DA BEDD BUGGZZ BAYT!!11
RAZ: Ohoh, hilarious. Stealing lines from Arfenhouse.
BOYD: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
RAZ: I'm going now. *click* And now I work for the phone company!
PHONE CO. G-MAN: You can play on the telephone wires now! :D
RAZ: I'M SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!
JOEL: SUUUUUUUIT!
RAZ: SHUT UP.
JOEL: [backs away]
RAZ: I smell cookies! :3
RAINBOW SQUIRT #23: Oh god, it's that guy who thinks he's Abel from Dan and Mab's.
RAZ: [his wings sprout again, this time with wiggling tendrils] I WANT YOUR SOULZ!
RAINBOW SQUIRTS: AHHHHHH!
DEN MOTHER: RUN 4 DA BAYSEMENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
RAINBOW SQUIRTS: *kamikaze'd!*
DEN MOTHER: Or...you can do that! That's fine. :[[[
RAZ: You got any peanut butter cookies?
DEN MOTHER: YAH BUT THEY'RE NOT 4 U, DEMONSPAWN! [throws knitting needles at Raz, Sheik-style!]
RAZ: Owowowowowow, YOU JERK.
DEN MOTHER: [runs for the basement]
RAZ: [chases her]
DEN MOTHER: You weren't supposed to follow me!
RAZ: GIMME COOKIEZ.
DEN MOTHER: NEVERRRRRRR.
RAZ: Then I'll steal your SOUL!
DEN MOTHER: NO!
RAZ: COOKIE!
DEN MOTHER: NO!
RAZ: SOUL!
DEN MOTHER: NO!
RAZ: COOKIE!
DEN MOTHER: NO!
RAZ: SOUL!
DEN MOTHER: ...
RAZ: COOKIE! SOUL! COOKIE! SOUL! COOKIE! SOUL! COOKIE! SOUL!
DEN MOTHER: STFU. For the love of the Milkman who happens to be over there.
RAZ: MILKMAN?! Ohyays. [walks over to the Milkman's glass thingie]
DEN MOTHER: Wait, what are you doing?
RAZ: Letting him out.
DEN MOTHER: WHY?
RAZ: TO UNLEASH THE DOOM!
DEN MOTHER: Wha? NOOOOOOOOOO.
RAZ: Ohh, I'm gonna let him out. [motions his hand over the lever]
DEN MOTHER: DON'T DO IT!
RAZ: I'm not listeniiiing~! [begins to pull the lever]
DEN MOTHER: NO! STOP! STOP!!
RAZ: TOO LATE! [breaks open the glass with a hammer]
DEN MOTHER: NOOOOOO WE'RE ALL DOOMED NOW!
RAZ: YAY!
MILKMAN: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
RAZ: BOYD? NOOOOOOOO.
MILKMAN: Death and destruction doth come to those who do not drink my milk.
RAZ: Oh. Can I have some then?
MILKMAN: Sure, you DEMONSPAWN. [hands him a bottle]
RAZ: kthx. [scrutinizes the bottle] Hey, this isn't milk. This is a bomb. ...OH****! [throws it in the general direction of the Den Mother]
DEN MOTHER: *'splode!*
RAZ: [somehow regains mentality] I just made a mind more chaotic. Huzzah!
BOYD: Whee! [opens gate]
RAZ: Screw you, I KEN FLIE! Oh...wait. I only have wings in your mind...and now you're doing questionable things to that statue. I'M GOING NOW [walks away]
GLORIA: I like plants!
RAZ: Good for you! [throws Psycho-Portal on her and goes in her mind]
GIRL AS FLOWER: Hi! I'm Gloria, or at least I act as her in this play!
BECKY: I'm Becky. I do director type stuff. [shouts into the megaphone] BRING OUT BONITA!
RAZ and GIRL: BONITA? O:
BONITA: Ahh! :3
RAZ: Eww, man voice!
JASPER: GO HOME, YOU NO-TALENT...PERSON!
BONITA: *sob sob sob*
RAZ: U SUK JAZPER!
BECKY: WE H8 U! D:<
JASPER: LOLOL, I totally rawk! ^_~;
RAZ: No, you don't.
JASPER: Alright fine. I'm going to tear down this theatre, not caring if you or these losers are inside it.
RAZ: Well...you're a doucheclown.
JASPER: How about you just randomly go around and gather the scripts for me?
RAZ: What scripts?
JASPER: The ones randomly laying around.
RAZ: ...I have something else to do now. [pulls out the bacon] Cruller, can I have a new badge?
CRULLER: Suuure you can. [spits out a yellow badge] How's TK sound?
RAZ: Team kill?
CRULLER: No, TK. Telekenisis
RAZ: Ohhh. THANKS.
CRULLER: Bye. [leaves]
JASPER: Anyways, SCRIPTS ARE RANDOMLY LYING AROUND. PICK THEM UP.
RAZ: Yes, sir? O_o;

RAZ PROCEEDS TO PICK UP SAID SCRIPTS IN AN ACTIONY MANNER. No one cares about the mood light. Ever.

RAZ: I found one. [holds up giant book]
JASPER: ...Don't give it to me, give it to what's-her-face.
BECKY: MY NAME IS BECKY. I'm the STAGE DIRECTOR!
JASPER: No, you're the mommy, I'm the daddy [points to Raz] and you're the immigrant maid that works for no pay and gets framed for mommy's death.
RAZ: Oooooh, THAT should be a play.
BECKY: ...As long as we randomly impliment Bonita in there.
JASPER: She can be the daddy. :/
RAZ: WE'RE THEATRICAL GENIUSES!
BECKY: Hey, you stupid kids. Get off stage.
KIDS DRESSED AS FLOWERS: Awww. [sulk offstage]
BECKY: You, go write.
RAZ: Kay. [runs off]
JASPER: And I'll...sit here because I'm stuck.
MASHI: Wait, that's not what happened at all!
RAZ: Screw you. D:
MASHI: [sighs] Alright, Jasper's the phantom.
RAZ: What phantom?
JASPER: Oh noes, you found me out even though I didn't do anything suspicious!
MASHI: YOU DIE NOW!
RAZ: No. I wanna kill him. I got TKO.
MASHI: Just TK.
RAZ: Whatever. [lifts up a row of seats and tosses it at Jasper] I win. Get me out of here.
MASHI: On your own, bud. [vanishes]
RAZ: Yay. Smelling salts time...I wish I'd gotten them in the beginning.
MASHI: [reappears] Knew I forgot somethin'. [hands him the smelling salts] Happy Birthday, Raz.
RAZ: It's my birthday?
MASHI: Yes. Every day is your birthday. From now on. Forever. More. I said so.
RAZ: Well, that's enough reason. I'm going now. [eats smelling salts and vanishes in a puff of smoke]

BACK AT THE ASYLUM...

GLORIA: Here, the whoever-you-are, have a trophy!
RAZ: Cool! Two more and...[thinks for a second] stuff'll happen!
GLORIA: Bye bye now! [skips off]
RAZ: Kay. [goes inside the asylum, REALLY!]
FRED: I'M FRENCH, I'm not French, I'M FRRRENCH.
CRISPIN: Make up your mind.
FRED: FRENCCHHHHH. Not French.
RAZ: I'll fix this. [tosses Psycho-Portal on Fred]
FRED: OMFG.
RAZ: HEY IS THAT A BOARD GAME? IS THAT NAPOLEON? A LADDER...COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?!
FRED: No. We haven't gotten the chocolate because me and Napoleon here have been locked in a battle of wits for thoooousands of years.
NAPOLEON: Hours. Not years, you ninny.
FRED: It's all the same to me.
RAZ: I'm going to make this as short as possible, because I have other things to do.
FRED: What are you going to do?
RAZ: I'm going to kill Napoleon. It's the only way.
FRED: Really?
RAZ: No. I'm actually just going to screw up the game board. [jumps into the game board]
NAPOLEON: What is he doing?
FRED: Uhhhhm, I have no idea.
RAZ: [knocking over every single gamepiece]
NAPOLEON: It looks like he's trying to ruin our game.
FRED: ...Yep.
NAPOLEON: THAT TOTALLY RENDERS ME INEXISTANT!
FRED: SWEET. :D
RAZ: *pant pant* THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE.
FRED: But the important thing is I'm sane now!
RAZ: I love the fast way! [jumps out of the game board] VICTORY DANCE ON THE MOON!

THEY DO SAID VICTORY DANCE UNTIL THE ASYLUM FADED BACK INTO EXISTANCE. MY WORDS ARE SO PRETTY.

FRED: Here! Have a warm coat!
RAZ: That's a straight jacket but okay! [snatches it off Fred] I wonder why people keep giving me things.
FRED: It's your birthday, remember?
RAZ: Oh yeah. How do you know?
FRED: Cat-lady.
RAZ: Always the cat-lady.
CRISPIN: HELLO DR. LOBOTO! Where's your head?
FRED: Oh, riiiiight. You need to go upstairs and...save your girlfriend! Right after you do something else.
RAZ: Stop...ruining it!
FRED: [sadly] Sorry. Edgar's upstairs. I'm going to sulk. Right here. On the floor.
RAZ: Have fun! [skips away to upstairs] Are you Edgar?
EDGAR: Yes. I am building a house of cards. Nor sure why. I should be painting. Because that's what I do. I paint.
RAZ: Oh. Well...can I have an art request?
EDGAR: Actually, I'm busy painting a commission for the man who brought me here. He wanted me to paint him in his own image.
RAZ: Shower cap dude?
EDGAR: Yes, he...does wear a shower cap. That's one of my troubles with the piece. Also the image of a bullfight keeps vandalizing it, so I hope that he'll pay me enough to buy new paints and canvases.
RAZ: You shouldn't talk anymore.
EDGAR: Ohh.
RAZ: [throws the Psycho-portal on him] Ooh, shiney blacklightness. I wish I had glowsticks.
EDGAR: Here. [tosses him a couple of glowsticks]
RAZ: Sweet. It's RAVE TIME. [holds out the glowsticks, triumphantly]
EDGAR: Sorry, no rave.
RAZ: Awww.
EDGAR: You have to fix my...problem.
RAZ: You don't seem insane. So I don't know what's wrong, besides the painting vandalizing which I don't know the reason behind.
EDGAR: Well, it's a long story...[quickly] back in high school I was the greatest wrestler ever! And I had a girlfriend, and one day I went to a tournament and she went to go hit on other guys, so I got sad and melancholy. [normal speed] The end.
RAZ: ...Good story.
EDGAR: And it's 100% true.
RAZ: So...is that her up there crying cherry blossoms, which are actually a japanese kinda thing?
EDGAR: Yes. And I NEED CARDS.
RAZ: Why?
EDGAR: To climb up to her.
RAZ: Whatever, dude. [walks off]
TINY HANDS STRONG BAD: Hey, you. With the gear.
RAZ: Me?
OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD: We hear you are looking for the cards, sir.
RAZ: How would you know that, old timer?
(THE REAL) STRONG BAD: We know everything. And we're gonna be all up ons you if you don't give us some Cold Ones.
RAZ: And what are those?
STRONG BAD: ...Never mind. Me and my otherlies are going to fight you...in a battle...of wits.
RAZ: Oh, I'll win that easy. I'm a psychic, you know.
STRONG BAD: Crap! RUN AND DITCH THE CARDS! [runs off, leaving behind two blacklighted cards]
OLD TIMEY and TINY HANDS STRONG BAD: AHHHHH! [do the same]
RAZ: ...Well, that was eas- AHH! [gets run over by the pink bull] Spine...hurting...

l8r again!!1

RAZ: Well, that was semi-uneventful and I need to go to the chiropracter.
EDGAR: O rly?
RAZ: Yah rly. And here's the cards you ordered.
EDGAR: Yzay! [builds a giant tower of cards]
RAZ: I'm going to a rave now.
EDGAR: But there is ONE MORE THING...you must do.
RAZ: And that would beeeeee?
EDGAR: Defeeeaaaaattttt the Matador.
RAZ: O rly?
EDGAR: And...umm...LOOK SHINEY GREEN THINGIE! [points to the left of him]
RAZ: [looks] It is shiney and green. IT'S A MERIT BADGE! [clings to the giant merit badge] My life is complete. Actually, no it's not, but still.
EDGAR: Now there's a ladder you have to go climb a-
RAZ: Is it covered in CHOCOLATE?
EDGAR: No.
RAZ: Thank the gods. [walks off]
EDGAR: ...Keke.

SO RAZ WENT UP THE LADDER AND REALIZED THERE WAS NOTHING THERE.

RAZ: There's nothing here. EDGAR LIED TO MEEE.
EDGAR: Sorry, I meant that other ladder.
RAZ: ...Keke. [falls off the building and climbs the other ladder, which is on the building directly next to it] Oh, there's a conveniently placed portal over here. [jumps in it]
MATADOR: LOLOL, I am going to win j00r heart!
LAMPIDA: Yay. D:
RAZ: Not yay.
MATADOR: Not yay? But the bull's over there, that's total yay.
RAZ: No, that's total not yay.
MATADOR: What are you trying to say? I'm going to slaughter this bull, even though he has a striking resemblance of Edgar!
RAZ: O rly?
MATADOR: Yeah, that "o rly" thing is getting overused.
RAZ: LET'S SETTLE THIS DISPUTE...WITH BOMBS! [throws a confusion grenade or five]
MATADOR: LOL, I'M TEH BULL.
EDGAR: Which makes me not the bull? [transforms back to human Edgar] Oh. Anyone got a knife?
RAZ: Nope. There's a harpoon thingie...over there. [points over there]
EDGAR: Geewwwd. [grabs one and stabs the Matador repeatidly]
MATADOR: Owowowowowowowowow.
LAMPIDA: OHNOES. J00 KILLED MAH BOYFRIEND.
EDGAR: I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND. D:<
LAMPIDA: YOU WERE A SUCKY BOYFRIEND!
EDGAR: IT WAS YOUR FAULT. NOW DIE. [sends them down the pit of despair type things]
LAMPIDA: AHAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHH!
EDGAR: SCREAMING WON'T HELP YOU. EVER.
LAMPIDA: Actually, I'm screaming because my head's about to fall off.
EDGAR: I don't care. [closes the trapdoor]
RAZ: We're done! [exit minding]
EDGAR: Now lemme finish this painting of Dr. Loboto and you can give it to him. Orrrr you can use it for some sort of disguise to get up the elevator without Crispin knowing it's you.
RAZ: So that's why people are giving me things!
EDGAR: By the way, it's not your birthday.
RAZ: I know.
EDGAR: Oh, carp. I messed up his goggle eye.
RAZ: No, you didn't.
EDGAR: Yes, I did.
RAZ: JUST GIMME THE PAINTING. Geeeez.
EDGAR: K. [hands over the painting]

RAZ WENT BACK DOWNSTAIRS.

RAZ: Y HALO THAR...uhh...CRISPIN.
CRISPIN: Yes, Dr. Loboto, greatest brain surgeon IN THE UNIVERSE!!
RAZ: Yessssss, I'd like to use mah elevatooor. Right now. As in right this minute.
CRISPIN: YES SIR. <3
RAZ: Also, I want you to jump into the lake.
CRISPIN: YES SIR! [goes to do that]
RAZ: Well, that was easy. [goes in the elevator] Now the hard part is figuring out how this elevator is supposed to operate. [stares at the obviously labeled switch "pull down to go up, you n00b"] Yeah, that's a toughie. I say we cut away.

[cut to black]


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