I do so love dating the most handsome, intelligent and clever man in the world, a man who tirelessly devotes himself to bringing joy, entertainment and happiness to millions of people across the world, a man who has so much relevance to this forum, a man who i'm sure we all agree, is awesome.
I'm not at liberty to say whether or not I'm dating Tim Schafer, dude. But if I was, that's probably something like what I'd say.
How much do you respect me right now? ¬¬
I'm not saying that you should read between the lines, but if you DID, and you respect me more because you think I'm Tim Schafer (for instance, perhaps I am signed in to my wife's LucasForums account), maybe you'd like to consider purchasing some LucasArts swag from me?