[This horribly needs finishing]
*Syrnl Smith appears in the Year 2016, as Cantina: The Movie is about to be released. All the posters have taken to the red carpet for the premier, and a cybernetically enhanced Joan Rivers extols their virtues. Then, as Deac is about to make the pre-showing speech, Syrnl appears*
Syrnl: Deac! I've come from the future to destroy the monstrosity that is this thread!
Deac: You mean holiday special 4? Go ahead. It sucked.
Syrnl: No! The cantina itself!
Deac: Purveyor of Fine Quality Postage Since 2001