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Old 02-18-2006, 12:06 AM   #205
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Originally Posted by JediMaster12
365a) 366) Your family asks you if you are using the Force to cook a pan of ground beef (I'm guilty of that)

367) You take 366 one step further and try to cook peas in a can with the Force

As long as you remember to put a Force vent hole in the top of the can before the Force heating, you should be good.

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