THE END TO MY STORY!! * MORE OF TIM GUNN!!
ZELDA: Okay, but before we fight, LETS GO TO RED LOBSTER!!!
GEWN: NO YOU A$$ HOLE!!
GEWN: GOD. Fine, but you're buying.
TIM: I'm coming too.
SO THE TRIO SETS OFF TO RED LOBSTER.
GEWN: Okay, so we're getting lobter, right?
ZELDA: HELL NO!! I CAN'T AFORD THAT!!!!!!
TIM: It's only $5.99.
ZELDA: I DON'T ****IN CARE!! ( phy blasts Tim)
TIM: OHH GOD!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
GEWN: Okay, what about fried clams?
ZELDA: NOW WE'RE GETTI'N SOMWHERE!!!
ZELDA: Mr. Waiter!!!
THEY ORDER THEIR FOOD: clams, salod, and cream of crap.
WAITER: Your food will be here in 20 min.
TIM: I will sing for the peeps.
ZELDA: (zapps Tim) NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
WAITER: Your food is here.
THEY CHOW DOWN FOR AN HOUR
GEWN: (burp) I'm full.
ZELDA: Yep, me too.
TIM: Too full....to talk...
WAITER: Your bill.
ZELDA: WHAT?! $40 ****IN DOLLERS?!?!
ZELDA: Oh well...
THE TRIO LEAVES LEAVES TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT.
GEWN: Okay, NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!
ZELDA: Kay. ^^
( Zelda zapps a tree branch that falls on Gewn and kills her)
ZELDA: YUK, BLOOD!!
TIM: SHE'S DEAD, ZELDA!!!
ZELDA: WELL DAH! THE CHICK ALREADY SAID IT (Points to me)
ZELDA: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go make-out with Raz (walks away)
RAZ: Hi Zelda! (Raz kisses Zelda)
ZELDA: WTF was that?!?!
LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz)
ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!!
RAZ: KAY! ^^
BORG DRONE: we have come for the one known as tim gunn, do not resist, for our sensors indicate u are unable too withstand the might of the borg, prepare to be assimilated. *assimilates tim and beams off with him (not trans-dimensional shift, that isnt what the borg do, ya noobs)*
THE ****IN END!!!!!
Last edited by zelda 41; 02-28-2006 at 09:17 PM.