Little bump, sorry, but I have a good one.
A man enters a town to get a haircut. He learns that there are only two barbers in the town. At the first one, he enters the door, and sees that it is filthy. There is unswept hair on the ground, and the barber's hair is unclean and poorly cut. The man leaves and arrives at the second barber shop. When he enters, he sees that the floor is swept and clean, and the barber has very neat hair. He then leaves, and goes to the first barber shop to get his hair cut. Why?
"Kj°len is a pretty cool guy. 'e doesn't afraid of anything and 'e doesn't anything about anything."