Originally Posted by Darth_Ave
Wait a minute, Waldmann?
Jewish? Wal-mart? Does your family own a jewish chain of Walmarts?
NOOO! They're on to me!
...no, I'm in fact Omnitarian (made up religion, all holidays are celebrated during the entire month of August except for Halloween, Birthdays, and New Year's) and the only business venture I've been a part of was trying to sell trading cards to local nerds.