"Glad to catch you, miss what's your-face, I have discovered something horrible! OPRAH IS THE PHANTOM! It was all part of an evil plot to lure me here! I should've known after having the Phantom as #1 on my enemies list and Oprah at #2..." he said as Oprah readied her Oprahkikou, the ultimate blade.
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.