"What? No, I'm not my enemy, Myself is my enemy. He's a doppelganger from the planet Rorrim, then I've got to watch out for Vance the intergalactic bounty hunter. Who is-" KA-BOOM. The wall was blasted to dust as a man in a light brown trenchcoat and frilly ruffled shirt walked in holding a 60-shooter pistol with a large cowboy hat on. "Well, if it isn't Logan Centurion." "Well, if it isn't Mr. "I have a dociet on Logan"" "Well... shut up."
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.