Originally Posted by BongoBob
I mean congrats
My stupid sister is playing Madden so I'm taking a break from Perfect Dark. My brother and sister got pissed when I kept beating them in DOA4 with Ryu, oh well.
Sister: "Why am I in the mountains?"
Me: "Because you're a hiker."
"A hiker with headphones?"
"Yah, and I'm trying to kill you cause I'm a hiking ninja."
"Why does a ninja bring his sword when hiking?"
"Cause he's hunting deer."
"With a sword?"
"Ninjas love killing deer with swords."
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