1021) You don't do 1016 you actually find a red-haired girlfriend named Mira.
1022) You have a tattoo of the Death Star on your shoulder.
1023) You're seriously considering of adding a logo tattoo on your forehead.
1024) You call your mother Kreia.
1025) You dedicate your life to knowing the Force.
1026) You've just realized you could have written all these things in separate posts, but what the heck, it's more fun this way.
1027) You've just realized you've wasted seven more numbers to get closer to the number 2000.
1028) Now you've wasted eight more.