The god of creepy slash, FluffleNeCharka. More like a demon, though. Like Damian from the Omen.
I couldn't eat whipped cream for months after I read that. Just the thought of it makes my stomach churn.
"White chocolate, sugar free whipped cream." Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."