"I'm going out there," Lena said.
"YOU'RE CRAZY!" everyone whisper-shouted.
"Hello? Does everyone keep forgetting I'm a DEMON?" She whapped a nearby forum-goer with her staff. "I have freaky demon powers and freaky demon wings and freaky demon horns and a freaky demon attitude of being a freaky demon. We all clear?"
"Cool. Now let's do this like Brutus!" She jumped out from behind the dumpster and was instantaniously run over. But not all *SQUISH'D* or anything, she actually flew into the windsheild. "OOF!"
Wienermobile drove around in circles for a while. Lena shook her staff. "I command thee, vile automobile! Stop your stupidness at once and OBEY M- AAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!" She was thrown off into the dumpster. "Hey, I didn't finish the incantation! CURSE YOU WIENERMOBILE!"
Mashi blinked. "Well, Lena's down. Who else wants to go?"