I think I read a bunch of your old posts and "awww'd" because I love your sig. :3
Yeah, you uhh...missed a lot. I joined and there was this party and we all got drunk and there were a few explosions and there were some n00bs that were...n00bish and then we battled the Wienermobile and Anti-Tim Schafer.
...Try and pick out the parts that are actually true.
Also, we haven't heard from Purple Squid in forever.